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पति ज्योतिसकहाँ हात देखाउन गए ।
ज्योतिसले भने, आज तिम्रो पत्निलाई अवस्य धन लाभ हुनेछ ।
पति रुन लागेको स्वरमा, तपाईले ठिक भन्नुभो किनकि आज मैले मेरो पर्स घरमै विर्सेर आएछु



एकजना गाउँको मान्छे होटलमा गएछ त्यहाँ अर्को व्यक्ति फेन्टा पिउँदै रहेछ अनि त्यो मान्छेले पनि कोक पिउँदै फेन्टा पिउने मान्छेलाई सोधेछ, कस्तो छ ?
जवाफमा फेन्टास्टिक । अनि कोक पिउनेले भनेछ, ए यो पनि कोकाकोलास्टिक रहेछ ।

There was one man named Ram.He live in village and tries to speak English.One day in their or his village came one tourist from America and he wanted a guide.There were no body in village who could talk in English except Ram.So he or American went to Ram and asked him to be his guide and Ram say yes.Then they went for visiting village.They went first religious place and at last American told to visit the jungle.Then ram took him to jungle.Then they went on and on at the middle of jungle they saw tiger and American said look,look but Ram hide behind bush because Ram thought when American said look Ram thought he told to हाइड


प्रेमी: जिंदगी में शादी करना बड़ा ज़रूरी है!प्रेमिका : क्यों?प्रेमी: क्योंकि जिंदगी में ख़ुशी ही सब कुछ नहीं होती!


पहिलो भिखारी: तिमिले कसैसगँ भिख माग्दा कसैले कार दियो भने तिमि के
गर्छो ?
दोस्रो भिखारि: म कारमा बसेर भिख माग्न जान्छुँ।